A North Carolina State Trooper had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with
a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)


A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in Charlotte, North Carolina. A $95.00
speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of $95.00. The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.


A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a North Carolina
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the
N.C. State Police Ball. "He replied, "North Carolina State
Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while
she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed
his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car.